Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I’m starting to realize Alan Moore references ha... [more]

When I referenced Rihanna‘s butt earlier in the Terry Richardson/Jared Leto post that should really be an indicator of how barely being able... [more]

Last week, Brandi Glanville revealed in an interview with some obscure Australian magazine that she wanted to kill LeAnn Rimes, which prompted LeA... [more]

- These women are proud feminists who don’t let society tell them to wear a bra. - Tom Cruise‘s Playboy interview was a calculated ad ... [more]

I honestly didn’t plan on writing two Miley Cyrus‘ posts today, but who could’ve honestly predicted she’d spend this after... [more]

According to Us Weekly, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has announced she’s engaged to boyfriend Gary Head who, and I’m trying to remember all ... [more]

Following up Tuesday’s dog and booby show, here’s Miley Cyrus prancing around Miami in a super-tight dress yesterday because she reall... [more]

Like most scientists, Jenny McCarthy just wants the respect of her peers and to be acknowledged for her tireless research in the field of medical ... [more]

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice appar... [more]

When bros like Photo Boy and myself hang out, it’s almost a guarantee we’ll snap black and white photos of each others ponytails, or &... [more]

“See? We found this picture of him on the Internet with his kindly, cigar-smoking grandfather. Nuttin’ to worry about.” Accordin... [more]

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here... [more]

For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moo... [more]

While old accusers drop their lawsuits just in time for new ones to keep coming forward, John Travolta is now being accused of trying to blow his ... [more]

In the same issue featuring an interview with Michael Fassbender about his giant penis that tries not to be about his giant penis, Deadspin‘... [more]

“Stars of Asgard, this precious child is like a delicately wrapped sandwich filled with various meats and cheeses and perhaps even adorned w... [more]